EROTICAS REVENGE (Nicki Minaj vs. Madonna) (by thanksbitch7)

Gamma Gay Purses

http://www.space.com/15119-mysterious-gamma-ray-space-objects.html

Dear Scientists.
Let’s just say we are not the “only intelligent” beings in the world. We once did a nuclear weapon test titled “Starfish Prime” and then it was followed by HUNDREDS more by the U.S., Soviet Union, and every other first world nation who knew how to spell Uranium. In these tests, we exploded 100 mega-ton nuclear bombs in our atmosphere (EVEN SCIENTISTS DID NOT KNOW THAT THIS WOULD NOT DEPLETE OUR ATMOSPHERE AND KILL US ALL IN A HORRID PHOTON ROMP! COLD WAR RESPONSIBLITY AND THE SPLITTING OF THE ATOM! HUMANS ARE THE FUCKING DUMBEST INTELLEGENT BEINGS I HAVE EVER MET!? ANYPECKER…let me calm down) Now, there is your answer to the gamma ray qwerstion. Other “intellegent” COUGH beings have discovered that fizzle thing and they too are wonderin’ what it would do out in that dark blue yonder.
(It is BEYOND me why I have STILL not have my fifteen minutes of fame. I mean really. Am I going to have to marry a fucking Kardashian or something?)
Pee Ess- Next time, I will explain why you need to be looking in a black hole for your little “higgs boson”. Now run along now.

Missy Elliott ft. Nicki Minaj & Rihanna - Get Ur Hard Freak Shit On (Reggaeton Remix 2012) (by EPH2106)

troyisnaked:

like a metronome
@troyisnaked: …and I bet it’s as accurate as an Atomic Cock …er, clock.

troyisnaked:

like a metronome

@troyisnaked: …and I bet it’s as accurate as an Atomic Cock …er, clock.

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…oh I bet you won’t be after 10 minutes with me!

…oh I bet you won’t be after 10 minutes with me!

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Yum Yum that’ll make ya Dum Dum

Yum Yum that’ll make ya Dum Dum

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suckabigcock:

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suckabigcock:

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